I'm over here taking deep breaths and trying to get pumped and psyched like I'm about to take on a food challenge on Fear Factor, but I just have a banana with a few brown spots to get through.
1. Working at home listening to a conference call.
2. Dog walks in.
3. I say, "HEY, STINK BUTT."
4. Sheer panic and then sweet, sweet relief after confirming mute button was ON.
