A few months ago, I decided to go through the drive-thru at KFC on my lunch break. Now, when going through a drive-thru at any given fast food restaurant, I expect that I will be asked “do you want a drink with that?”, or “would you like the Biggie size with that?”, or something along those lines. That’s fine. Lately, however, KFC has been doing something that is just, well…creepy.
I was so unsettled by my drive-thru experience that I did what any other red-blooded human being would do: I recorded it so I could post it on the Internet. Below are two sound files that will give you a glimpse of what you might run into if you try going through the drive-thru at KFC.
I mean, what are they trying to pull?!? Do they not trust their own employees to be enthusiastic enough when they try and push the combo meal?!?! Do they think I’m not smart enough to catch “the switch”?!?
Bah.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Mike, I love the new blog. I also love robo bandito. Good Stuff! Keep it coming man.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
This makes me want to go to KFC myself. This is almost to weird to believe.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I heard that the chickens teamed up and murdered Col. Sanders. That’s when the new secret recipe was introduced. If you know what I mean…
It’s not all bad, though. The service definitely improved with the chickens running the show.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Wow. Now that you pointed it out…. I think that DID happen to me last time I was there.
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Maybe it’s a school for practice Vantriliquist