Let’s all take a trip back to the summer of 2008. Back then, the country was sharply divided in the midst of a tumultuous presidential campaign; yet we all united when we fell in love with the decomposing remains of a dead animal. If you are not familiar with the Montauk Monster, a brief visit to wikipedia will cure what ails you.
Above is an idea I had for the holiday season: Montauk Monster the Snowman. The story involves two brave children who find a mysterious carcass on a New York beach. They place a magic top hat on his head and - voila! – he springs to life! He then takes them on magical adventures and teaches them how precious life is.
February 7th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
So magical. I’ll have to be on the look out for him in May. I’ll take some pictures of him and me together. I’m gonna have that Frosty the Snowman song with Montauk lyrics in my dome for the rest of the day.
February 10th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
I predict these kids will learn a valuable lesson not to judge a man or rotting beast by it’s smell.
March 19th, 2010 at 1:19 am
I see you gave him a raccoon tail. Yay. I always knew he had some raccoon heritage.