Some might say this classy fellow is just a robot. I can’t really blame them; he is pretty robotic in almost every way. But what sets him apart from his mechanical cohorts is that he has a totally 100% organic, living moustache infused into his upper lip. He’s a Moustache Cyborg!
The other day I was discussing the Moustache Cyborg with some hobo that comments here every now and then, and he wondered how the cyborg reached his current state. I hadn’t thought about it too much, actually. Maybe he was a foreign dignitary that was critically injured, and his moustache was the only thing they could salvage? You know, sort of like Robo Cop, but much more severe.
Hobo surmised that the robot was so intensely dignified, the only way it could manifest itself was by sprouting a classy moustache.
Any other thoughts?
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Hobos are smart.
March 24th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
maybe he is a dictator for communist robots. And since robots in the future will be so much like humans naturally he needs to have a strong sensible Stalin moustache so they know he is in charge.
maybe in the future moustaches are extinct and we need to artificially grow them. and everyone knows you don’t get a moustache that’ll make babies cry without it growing on a face. even a robot face.
March 24th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Cedric: One day they will rule us all.
Moldy: Provocative. I can see this as a screenplay for an epic trilogy. It would be like Terminator, but with more moustaches and communists. Awesome!
March 24th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I hate tomatoes… >:(
March 25th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Duly noted.
January 31st, 2010 at 11:45 pm
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