Mike Carp

If zombies haven’t tapped the panhandling market, they should. When it comes to looking forlorn and “outta-luck”, the undead have the capacity to take it to a whole new level! Think about it. Even when the most stingy, distrusting penny-pincher sees a guy with flesh falling off of his face, he is going to feel at least somewhat compelled to help. And if he thinks the zombie will shuffle off with his money and buy some zombie booze, then the zombie will have a pristine opportunity to accept an alternate offer for food instead of cash.

I call this guy Smog Check. He has “toxic emissions”, and he REALLY likes Rush. He may have eaten Rush. I’m not sure. Anyway, I’ll post more on that later…